Barking Carnival

Mack Brown is a mesmerizing dude. It's why he recruits so well and why everybody likes him. In person he's dynamite. It's like listening to Morgan Freeman read the Declaration of Independence. You come out of a press conference and think 'Man, Greg Davis is doing a helluva job at Texas and we're lucky to have him.' Players are ready to run through walls for him, which is good preparation for our running game. But

If [insert team A] can slow down [insert famous team B ex-player], they have a chance. Head over to March to March where all the cool kids and Vasherized are.

So former Aggie and current New England Patriot Ty Warren has decided to forego his $250,000 offseason workout bonus to instead stay home and attend college classes. "I try to put the kids in the best educational system possible and I think there is something to be said for their father, who has been blessed to play in the NFL and do something he's loved to do, going back and finishing what he started," said Warren.

This staff is money. The kind of money Trips leaves in g-strings. After this weekend’s four game sweep of Iowa, the team ERA is sitting at 1.89. Game 1 Pitching: Cole Green was on and looked really comfortable out there. He gave up a single unearned run in the first on a single, three stolen bases and two errors while striking out the side. Iowa only managed three singles and a walk the rest of the game.

we fucking love him now. The look on Perry's face is priceless.

College baseball. He's a witch. Last night he struck out 17 Iowa batters in only 7 1/3 innings of work. And got a no decision. More on that later. He's filled out his frame and is no longer all arms and legs like he was last year. His fastball has gotten, uh, faster, and last night his slider was unhittable. No, you wouldn't. He gave up a single run in the first inning

Quandre Diggs committed to Texas last night. The commitment was reported first by Sir Gerry Hamilton of ESPN. Texas' offer was his 25th. Free article over at InsideTexas. The Texas offer was the 24th offer for Diggs who was also courted by Alabama, LSU, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas A&M among many others. Florida, Georgia and USC were

So our hitters went 4-29 with 13 strikeouts. Against a fucking airline?! Are you kidding me?! Meh. We still won 3-2. This is who we are. Now there will be much gnashing of teeth all season long from our fans who want us to win, uh, differently. Not going to happen. Repeat after me, ‘pitching and defense.’ Really, really good pitching and defense. Freshman Hoby Milner got his first collegiate start, and he looked like a

DBs running today. Earl Thomas is running in the second group. Perrish Cox just ran a 4.53. Dedfischer will be crushed. Dominique Franks - 4.52. Ouch. Joe Haden - 4.57. Dude. Brian Jackson - 4.58. Very slow times thus far.

The rumours of our demise have been greatly exaggerated.