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Open Thread: Stanford Cardinal vs. Oklahoma Sooners

Posted by Sailor Ripley on December 31st, 2009 under Football

Went over to Boomer & Sooner to get a pulse count on how they thought they might fare to day, but it seems they have possibly already given up on this craptacular season the Sooners have had.

Trips doesn’t have a ton of comfort pulling the trigger on this contest either.

I think Harbaugh and Stanford have a lot to play for and will win this. I can see the handful of non-injured Sooners who have NFL futures, thinking more about that.

On to the game.

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  1. An, the dulcet tones of Craig Bolerjack. Reminds me March Madness is not too far away.

  2. I just made my Sailor Ripley 10 star lock of the year bet on Stanford plus 10.5.

    If I lose, I’m only responsible for the juice, right Sailor?

  3. Sailor’s take says you should play the Stanford moneyline.

    This is a small, unimportant game. Therefore, OU will shut down the one-dimensional Cardinal offense and win the game.

  4. Biggest culture clash since Vasherized mistakenly walked into Club Carnaval to watch the World Cup.

  5. Club Carnaval….

    The closest I ever got was that God-forsaken Bank of America ATM outside of Club Carnaval.

    Some days I almost miss Riverside. And then my hangover goes away…

  6. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Any handjob sightings yet?

    I mean on TV. During the game broadcast.

  7. Whoops. This is why I let Trips do my betting for me…

  8. Broyles is a badass and that was a dart from Landry Jones.

    I guess the upside is that maybe the Big XII even its perceived shittiness wasn’t too bad.

  9. Boomer!

  10. This is where HenryJames tells me to root for the backdoor…cover that is.

  11. Your faggoty posts are a reflection of the Pac 10.

  12. I miss El Paso, especially the Diablo Girls and Chico’s Tacos.

  13. Chico’s Tacos would be a great name for a strip club.

  14. Adrian Taylor has three legs. Fuck. God bless that kid.

  15. Holy crap! Did anyone see the angle of the OU guys foot compared to his leg?

  16. Badly broken leg for the Sooner DT. Looked like the Aggie basketball player’s.

  17. Rumor is that Stoops flew to Chiapas to meet with President Calderon on how to defeat the Zapatista guerrillas.

  18. Sailor, God bless all of us, bro.

  19. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    God dammit, that’s the second one of those leg snaps I’ve seen live in a week.

  20. If they lose, will Stoops use the injury as an excuse?

  21. He’s going to blame Taylor for not drinking more milk.

  22. Sitting on a plane at DFW, reading this on Blackberry, the surreality of this thread is, shall we say…..substantial.
    A robust sooner loss would bring in the new year nicely.

  23. I have never seen anything like OU’s injuries this year.

  24. Landry Jones is fucking terrible. Wide open TE for the first down and he throws a high-risk pass 7 yards further downfield.

  25. Ghost of Eunice Kennedy Shriver said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    How could anyone not root for Toby Gerhart…
    Does Toby know he is at the Sun Bowl or does he think this is another Special Olympics event?

  26. Yeah, baby. Big INT return for Stanford.

  27. “Does Toby know he is at the Sun Bowl or does he think this is another Special Olympics event?”

    There’s a difference?

  28. I wonder if Toby still stays in touch with Patti LuPone.

  29. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Meanwhile, UH is covering itself in glory against Air Force.

  30. I’d like to quiz every announcer who refers to Toby as a throwback.
    “So why do you refer to him as a throwback?”
    “Well um you see it’s really um because um what I’m trying to get at is um you see…”
    “Because he’s white?”
    “(sighing) yeah.”

  31. I’m not sure, but I think every Stanford player on the field for that touchdown was white. Hard not to score with 11 coaches on the field.

  32. Houston hasn’t played defense since they had Lamar Lathon, Craig Veasey, Alfred Oglesby etc.

  33. Jeez….I caught myself leaning having sympathetic feelings towards the sooners based on national perception of our conference and that nasty leg injury, but after Stanford scored I instinctively celebrated and snapped back to the reality that I innately despise them. OU sucks and I hope they continue to do so.

  34. God I hate that fucking song. It makes me want to snap someone’s leg.

  35. Ryan Broyles must be out of gas after that run.

  36. It’s a s though the band is a wind up jack in the box the way they play it ad nauseum.

  37. Landry Jones is on fire! The Pac 10 sucks!

  38. Ghost of Eunice Kennedy Shriver said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    No Huck, the LT was black, thus providing the necessary athleticism to score..

  39. LMAO. Zeroes luck out on the false start penalty as the kick bounces off the goalpost.

  40. Ghost,

    I believe the large black man on the left end of the line might have actually been the TE in the jumbo package. I suppose that would make more sense, given the additional athleticism required of a TE.

  41. How did USC not win this shitty conference? I think A&M would have gone 10-3 there.

  42. Stanford’s QB sucks as bad as Jones.

  43. Ghost of Eunice Kennedy Shriver said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    “I suppose that would make more sense, given the additional athleticism required of a TE.”

    Blues -
    Two words: Greg Smith..

  44. WTF? Oklahoma called for offensive holding?

  45. Ghost-
    Two words: Greg Davis

  46. Anyone else throw up a little when the the announces had the “OU is the six most penalized team in the country” and then the obligaotry, “not what you would expect from a Bob Stoops coached team” conversation

  47. Someone needs to slap Vasherized with some Brut.

  48. sizzlechest said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Man, I’m enthralled listening to the CNN Headline News guy here at my gate at IAH.

    Who needs college football?

  49. Ghost of Eunice Kennedy Shriver said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    I sit corrected…

  50. Did that talking tit rack just say they asked Bob Stoops how to keep the team’s momentum going all season? Has she not paid attention to Oklahoma’s late-season and bowl record?

  51. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    I was about to write that UH’s problems were more about Keenum’s 5 ints.

    And then AF’s white FB tears off a 70-yard dive play for a TD.

  52. Has a quarterback ever finished a game with more interceptions than yards?

  53. The extent to which they still schlob Stoops’ knob after the last few years amazes me. He’s in the fucking Sun Bowl, for God’s sake.

  54. Tavita Pritchard is a witch.

  55. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Whups. Keenum’s got 6 picks now.

  56. Give Toby another helmet sticker.

  57. Ghost of Eunice Kennedy Shriver said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Well, if Sumlin gets the TT head job (and who hasn’t) at least he won’t have to worry about the Service Academies kicking his ass.
    Huck – Sam Ryan should shut her suck and immediately report for duty at Hand Job Hill..

  58. Toby ‘Amelia’ Gerhart for the score.

  59. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Could this be the biggest gap in academic standards for bowl games this year?

  60. Yep, damn shame Keenum wasn’t at the Heisman ceremony.

  61. “Could this be the biggest gap in academic standards for bowl games this year?”

    Uh……Houston/Air Force dude?

  62. 24-41, 222 yards, 1 TD, 6 INT

  63. Seems like El Paso could plant a couple of trees on Hand Job Hill so it doesn’t look like they’re playing on the moon.

  64. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    They only know 1 fucking song. Make it stop.

  65. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Like Newy said, OU-Stanford might not be the biggest gap in academic standards for bowl games this day.

  66. SonnyQuarles said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Am I reading the play-by-play correctly on ESPN.com? Is Sam Bradford really playing now? Did Stoops really bring him in right after Stanford took the lead for the first time?

  67. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Yea I forgot about Cougar High

  68. SonnyQuarles said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Looks like the play-by-play log has been corrected. Sam Bradford was not in the game, apparently.

  69. It’s hard to make Jones look this good. The cardinal better get their shit together quick.

  70. Stanford needs to get the ball to Griff Whalen and Owen Marecic.

  71. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    I heart Toby. Please hurt more land thieves.

  72. The Sooners are already way off their game plan. I haven’t seen one leg sweep yet.

  73. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Bob Davie will be calling the Mizzou-Navy game. Doesn’t a service academy deserve better?

    ESPN hates our military.

  74. What do you guys think the O/U will be for OU losses next year (guessing on who will go pro and who won’t)? I’d put it around 3.

  75. Two helmet stickers for Toby.

  76. You can’t stop Tavika Pritchard. You can only pick two of his first four throws hope to contain him.

  77. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    NY Horn: I see 3 conference loses. Texas, Aggie and OSU.

    Maybe a loss to Cincinnati depending on who they keep from this years team.

  78. Watching Stanford run on OU’s defense makes me hate GD even more, if that’s possible.

  79. So why is Demarco Murray considering going pro again?

  80. Tech is too good for Leach and Venables will make some good halftime adjustments. Welcome to bizarro world.

  81. Blueshorn just repeat to yourself that OU is injured and they don’t care.

  82. Where was the chop block?

  83. I’d hate to be an OU visor right about now.

  84. It’s always funny to watch a team go crazy after a good return only to have it called back. When I see a flag go down I root for a TD just to make the disappointment that much more.

  85. Nice preparation for this game Bob. You fucking clown.

  86. So why is Demarco Murray considering going pro again?

    Because he’s been at OU for 13 seasons?

  87. Dude, he was preparing Alabama for the BCS game.

  88. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I put the O/U on losses for the every Big 12 team to be 3 next year.

    I think we’re going to be a lot like the ACC.

  89. So a two yard loss rates a couple bars of Boomer Sooner?

  90. I would be disapointed by 3 losses considering our schedule.

  91. Another holding call. Bob’s carotid is being pushed to the limit.

  92. HenryJames said: Edit

    December 31st, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Dude, he was preparing Alabama for the BCS game.

    I get this funny picture of Saban in a rocking chair with Stoops, Pelini and the rest of these Big XII clowns sitting in front of him raising their hands like a bunch of Horseshacks.

  93. Their O line makes ours look good.

  94. Ha ha ha ha!

  95. No, he was obviously helping his brother prepare for Corn.

  96. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    “I would be disapointed by 3 losses considering our schedule”

    Me too. But if there was ever going to be a year for it, it will be next year.

  97. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I came into the game late on DVR and am caught up. Same team, same thing…..if you survive the first quarter against us, you’re fine.

  98. Ghost of Eunice Kennedy Shriver said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Don’t expect three losses next year. I have it on good authority (Ghost of Dana Xenophon Bible) that GD and Mack are going to “fix” the running game this spring.

  99. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    NDS, don’t forget the gratuitous major OU injury.

    It’s like clockwork. Very sick clockwork.

  100. Ghost of Eunice Kennedy Shriver said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    I do wish Broyles would take his criminal record and siphoning hose to the NFL…

  101. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    I do think Gerhart is the real deal and an every down NFL back

  102. I wish Stanford had Luck at quarterback.

  103. [...] Barking Carnival — Blog — Open Thread: Stanford Cardinal Vs Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Open Thread: Stanford Cardinal vs. Oklahoma Sooners 9 minutes ago. So why is Demarco Murray considering going pro again? Because he’s been at OU for 13 seasons? [...]

  104. I’ve gone to watching on mute to avoid the band and announcers.

  105. NDS, nope. He has zero wiggle.

  106. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Trips–Neither did John Riggins.

  107. Okay.

  108. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Who didn’t know that play call was coming

  109. Brilliant fourth down call.

  110. Which everydown back in the NFL TODAY has zero wiggle?

  111. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Down with the evil visor

  112. Now Beal is injured. Wow.

  113. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Honestly, I don’t watch much pro football. Don’t like it, actually. I get that it’s the best players, but I think 2/3 of it is boring and I’ve always believed players and teams dump games

  114. Unless I have a vested interest in whose playing, it’s hard for me to get through an NFL game. I’ll watch the playoffs but that’s about it. I love the variety in CFB and don’t like how much of a spectacle the NFL has become.

  115. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Was Broyles the dirty recruit from a few years ago we stopped recruiting when he had a record and his mom wanted money? Or was that McFarland?

  116. That was McFarland.

  117. Stanford plays dirty.

  118. Broyles is the player that was redshirted for stealing gas.

  119. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Awesome. Sooner magic!

  120. Nope, he was blocked into Broyles. I’m pretty sure Stoops is going to have a coronary.

  121. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    heinous call

  122. “You guys stink I tell you what”

    “Well coach, you don’t have a chin.”

  123. Sooner DT not remembering Granger at Washington last year.

  124. The Sooners are imploding. I love it. What a bunch of goons

  125. Oklahoma plays dirty.

  126. Jesus Christ Stanford. Cut this Wild Cat shit out.

  127. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    gotta figure at some point Gerhart is going to throw out of that formation

  128. Nice. Shit just got real at the Sun Bowl.

  129. If i was playing QB at Stanford they’d be winning. Plus I could show them around after the game.

  130. NDS, no kidding. He can throw it better than Pritchard anyway.

  131. The Greg Smith play. Harbaugh watches film, or Mack Brown flew to Palo Alto.

  132. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    No shit. We have players on the field right now I’ve never heard of. #31

  133. they wouldn’t be interested in the sites you would be inclined to show them Trips. These are Stanford boys remember? They live in northern California. Perhaps a spiritual meditation trip to Hueco Tanks?

  134. Craig Biggio’s Dirty Uniform

    You have the story confused, although it did involve McFarland. Direct quote for McFarland’s mother was that Longhorn boosters would take care of her family. To refresh your memory http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/30/sports/ncaafootball/30mcfarland.html?_r=2&ref=sports&oref=slogin. Cheaters

  135. Who will be a better H back at the next level? Gerhart or Tebow?

  136. Wow. You have no idea what you’re talking about, SoonerSpy. I’d quit while you’re behind.

  137. Running Gerhart into the pile every play isn’t as effective as it was in the first half.

  138. Stanford needs a clutch pick from Landry Jones here.

  139. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    SoonerSpy-

    I just asked the question. However, you’re a Sooner so I do not expect your Tier III community college education prepared you for critical reading or thinking skills.

  140. I wish Broyles would go pro.

  141. The suspense is killing me. In what spectacular fashion will OU lose this ballgame? All I know is it’s gonna be sweeeeeet.

  142. Soonerspy, were these the same boosters that threw the party that inspired this McFarland whopper?

    “I will never forget the excitement amongst all participants,” McFarland wrote. “Alcohol was all you can drink, money was not an option. Girls were acting wild by taking off their tops, and pulling down their pants. Girls were also romancing each other. Some guys loved every minute of the freakiness some girls demonstrated. I have never attended a party of this magnitude.”

    He continued: “The attitude of the people at the party was that everyone should drink or not come to the party. Drugs were prevalent with no price attached.”

    He compared that with a house party hosted by a sorority at Oklahoma.

    “Drinks were plentiful, but not to the extent they were” at the Dallas party, he wrote. “Some people were tipsy, but in control of themselves.”

    He described the atmosphere as pleasant and added: “Some people who attend the University of Oklahoma seem to represent different values than some people who attend the University of Texas.”

  143. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    catch

  144. My tier lll education has served me well enough. I can read. Your critical thinking skill rival ctj.

  145. When I think of OU I think of “values.”

  146. “Some guys loved every minute of the freakiness some girls demonstrated.”

  147. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    IT WAS CONCLUSIVE!!1

    Does anyone get fucked by the zebra’s more than oklahoma?

  148. Are these sec refs.?

  149. Some people who attend the University of Oklahoma seem to represent different values than some people who attend the University of Texas

    Agreed

  150. It’s awesome when drugs are prevalent with no price attached.

  151. Does anyone get fucked by the zebra’s more than oklahoma?

    Considering your team holds on every block when possible, I think your whining is a little silly.

  152. NDS, yes, you never get a call or the benefit of the head to head tie breaker.

  153. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    I’m bitching, not whining!

  154. Now McCoy is hurt. Dude.

  155. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    The dirty cheater McCoy is limping off.

    Karma bitches

  156. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Trips–whatever side you’re on, those weren’t game officials

  157. It’s like he’s already forgotten that Stanford got screwed out of four points with the phantom chop block call (the game would be tied right now).

  158. Truck that fool, Toby. Come on.

  159. Trips, a lot of that story was bogus or, at least, irrelevant. I was referring to the direct quotes from McFarland’s mother. It’s all history but I wonder why this is repeatedly mentioned on BC. UT boosters were offering cash. Plain and simple.

  160. Losing McCoy could mean the game. Pobresitos.

  161. Stanford’s cheerleaders are hot smart.

  162. SoonerSpy -

    So you believe everything any recruit’s parent says? Do you really think that Texas boosters offered Mama McFarland cash, she came out publicly and said as much, and nobody looked into it? That takes a whole lot of stupidity.

  163. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    That play call is a little hard to believe

  164. Okay NDS, I agree, there’s little doubt the Mexcian mafia has bought off these Big 10 officials. Probably because they like Stanford and what that school represents.

  165. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    No accusation of a buy off. Just incompetence.

  166. El Paso has an aquarium. What’s in it? Alligator gar?

  167. NDS, just a lil nose tweaking, man.

  168. Huckleberry, I did not start the topic, That would have been Craig Biggio’s Dirty Uniform.

  169. Catfish and vatos that can’t swim very well.

  170. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    I love Asian cheerleaders

  171. Is James Hanna an injun too?

  172. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    SoonerSpy-

    ?

  173. Looked at the receiver the whole way.

  174. ghostofagroundgame said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Where are the free drug parties again?

  175. Ghost bar

  176. In Kamesha Adam’s head.

  177. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    The ou band is too stupid to learn more than one fucking song

  178. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    I’ve been on Jones’ ass all year, but he’s been good today. Not over

  179. I know Stephen Good is young, but my lord he looks shitty.

  180. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Harbaugh should run for office. He’s good.

  181. Toby looks Gertharded.

  182. I want to read Jamarkus McFarland’s write up on Juarez favorite Faustos nudie club.

  183. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    baaaad drop. Saves a timeout

  184. Didn’t like the play calling on that series. Should’ve run it.

  185. Well, Stanford’s offense will get a shot. Here’s your season kids.

  186. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    3rd kicker. same results

  187. I’ve got plus 10, I need a couple Stanford first downs.

  188. Oh fuck

  189. And that’s why Gerhart won’t be an every down back in the NFL.

  190. Watch, ou is going to score just to fuck me.

  191. Wow. The coaching staff for Standford is even dumber than Stoops. 4th and 2 and you don’t get the ball to your Heisman candidate? You let your shitty back-up QB make a terrible throw? Allsome.

    Congrats to the Dirt Burglars on finally getting a bowl win after half a decade or so!

    On a side note, is Broyles eligible for the NFL Draft?

  192. Congratulations Sooners, Sun Bowl champs! Bob is all about championships, if you didn’t know.

  193. Craig Biggio's Dirty Uniform said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Sonner players jumping around like monkeys after a possible SUN BOWL win.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. It’s the fucking Sun bowl you rubes.

  194. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Take a knee. I took the points too.

  195. Now I love that beautiful chinless man. Kill the clock bobby

  196. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Isn’t THAT a fitting end to this season. Jones limping.

  197. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Over to ESPN….Navy beating Missouri in Q4.

  198. OK – So in defense of my original call, I claim sloth and gluttony. I completely spaced, forgot, never knew that Andrew Luck wasn’t playing. That fucking QB they had out there couldn’t start for Nebraska.

    I think if Luck is there, they win it.

  199. And sweet jeebus the El Paso Aquarium banter was top notch.

    OK – Time for a cocktail.

  200. NorthDallasSooner said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    “I think if Luck is there, they win it.”

    Fair enough. I did know Luck wasn’t playing and STILL took the points.

  201. Well, it looks like Small Game Bob was back in his element today, squeaking out a win in a non-BCS bowl game over a mediocre Pac-10 team lead by its backup quarterback in his first start of the season. Impressive!

  202. “Well, it looks like Small Game Bob was back in his element today, squeaking out a win in a non-BCS bowl game over a mediocre Pac-10 team lead by its backup quarterback in his first start of the season. Impressive!”

    Texas fans will spend needless energy taking away credit from Oklahoma but this was a good win for them. A well coached, physical team that came to play and got the lead on them was unable to put them away. In games past the Sooners have had a tendency to fold when someone punches them in the mouth.

    Today they stayed in the game despite nothing really on the line and won. The fact that they are celebrating an otherwise meaningless game is more pride than those seniors have ever shown, IMO.

  203. “Texas fans will spend needless energy taking away credit from Oklahoma but this was a good win for them.”

    Not without Luck it wasn’t.

  204. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Well, the Sooners sure as shit showed more pride than UH and Missouri did today. They had a number of chances to lie down like dogs and they didn’t.

    Hey, if OU loses, we get to celebrate.

    If they win, we might get a little reflected benefit of the doubt for our win over them.

    Until, of course, Bob Fucking Stoops and his Fucking Coaching Tree and Childhood Best Pals start their back-channel media campaign trying to let everyone knows that Texas is soft, Texas is overrated, and here are a few tips we’ve come up with on how to beat them this year (but didn’t use).

  205. “Not without Luck it wasn’t.”

    They have no control over that. The end result is they demonstrated an ability to do something they have not been able to do in recent years. This does not mean they are preseason favorites to win the South. It simply means a good win today for Oklahoma.

  206. For maybe the first time ever, I agree with newy. Only the dumbest of dumb motherfuckers would look at this game and say “With Andrew Luck in, Stanford wins this game.” Ripley, I have an enormous amount of respect for you, but that’s the kind of ignorant shit normally reserved for me (or CloseToJumping) to say.

    Yes, OU would’ve lost if Andrew Luck was playing.

    OU would’ve won by 50 if we’d had the following players healthy for the entire game:
    Auston English
    Jarvis Jones
    Brian Lepak
    Ben Habern
    Sam Bradford
    Jermaine Gresham
    Adrian Taylor (and)
    Brody Eldridge

    Anyone referring to Stanford’s one major loss to injury as the difference maker in this game can go ahead and die in a fire. We were starting our left tackle at center.

    The one card you don’t get to pull on OU is the injury card. We’ve got the royal flush on that game.

    Side Note: If my memory serves me correctly, this is the first time since 2006 that OU has come from behind at halftime to win a game against a ranked team.

  207. At what point does “die in a fire” jump the shark for you? Just for that, I’m putting ice in my Crown Cask.

  208. [...] Barking Carnival — Blog — Open Thread: Stanford Cardinal Vs Open Thread: Stanford Cardinal vs. Oklahoma Sooners. Posted by Sailor Ripley on December 31st, 2009 under Football. Went over to Boomer & Sooner to get a pulse count on how they thought they might fare to day, but it seems they have… [...]

  209. CrazyJoeDavola said:

    December 31st, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Tropes from 2009 I wouldn’t mind seeing DIAF:

    – DIAF
    – EABOD
    – It don’t make a shit
    – TimTebow
    – The word “trope”
    – The phrase “group of parents and players”
    – TimTebow
    – Snapped tibias and fibulas
    – The phrase “The pussification of America continues”
    – “It is what it is”
    – TimTebow

  210. Nate –

    Context, hombre.

    I was not saying that if the Sooners were at full strength and Andrew Luck had been able to play, he would be the deciding factor in a Stanford win. We all realize that had you had all your guys this year, you’d be busy getting ready to lose a BCS bowl.

    I was discussing why in my initial post, way at the top of the page, I had picked Stanford in today’s game. I already knew that half your team was on crutches, in a splint, or on penicillin. What I didn’t know about TODAY’S GAME was that Luck was out. Had Luck played TODAY, I think Stanford would have won.

    Capiche?

    Nate’s quick post game thoughts are here and he and the rest of the Boomer & Sooner crew promise a more thorough break down in the next day or two.

  211. You can say “I am stupid” to the tune of “Boomer Sooner” without missing a beat. Fits perfectly (rhythmically, substantively, and logically).

    And I strongly prefer Johnny Walker Blue to Crown Cask — which preference may explain why I just typed that.

  212. Wow, Sailor is much more diplomatic than I am. If we want to engage in pedantic masturbation excercises by refuting the Luck aspect with a laundry list of Sooner injuries, let’s take this motherfucker to its logical conclusion. Talent acquisition. One team on the field does it the right way, the other, well not so much.

  213. Gerhart’s jaw is such that I believe he might be able to chew through a bank vault. That cannot be natural.

  214. “Nate’s quick post game thoughts are here and he and the rest of the Boomer & Sooner crew promise a more thorough break down in the next day or two.”

    Here you go…….

    http://boomerandsooner.veraloft.com/2010/01/01/sun-bowl-wrap-and-season-post-mort/

    And BE Horn, it’s Johnnie Walker, not Johnny Walker. For your $200, you should ignore spell check and get the young Kilmarnock grocer’s name down. I’ll take my glass of Glenmorangie 18 year old, thank you.

  215. ““Not without Luck it wasn’t.”

    They have no control over that. The end result is they demonstrated an ability to do something they have not been able to do in recent years. This does not mean they are preseason favorites to win the South. It simply means a good win today for Oklahoma.”

    I”m know they don’t have any control over Luck’s injury. Stanford without Luck probably doesn’t make any bowl game period. That is why OU fans shouldn’t consider it a good win. We’ve been making fun of them for losing BCS bowls. They’ve won the other ones like the Holiday (Oregon) and Cotton Bowls (Arkansas) in the past 10 years. Them winning a shitty bowl game over a shitty team (with no Luck) shouldn’t mean shit to a program like OUs.

  216. [...] defense played a solid game, save for a couple busted coverages in the second quarter. Trips Right disputes me but I think Gerhart is the real deal and an NFL gamer. Not that he is flashy, and, yes, Trips, he [...]

  217. I think Harbaugh and Stanford have a lot to play for and will win this. I can see the handful of non-injured Sooners who have NFL futures, thinking more about that.

    Nice call.

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