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Texas Football Mid-Camp Report: OL, TE/H-Back

Let's move on to OL, which has the depth of a Louis L'amour novel, and to TE/H-Back, a position we've decided to feature on offense because it's our weakest. I kid. I kid.
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Texas Football Mid-Camp Report: RB, WR, QB

Rice is two weeks away and I thought I'd share some thoughts on where we are based on my observations, what I'm reading from Mack and Greg and Will, and what I'm hearing from people with access to the program.
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Rally For Raylee

As faithful Carnival-goers know, Kevin Berger's baby Raylee has been going through the ringer.

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Sorry, I’m Jonesin’ for football.

If we can stop Neil Lomax, we have a chance.

This group gets its own post because discussing them will tie together everything we’re trying to do on defense.

Expect complexity in 2010. Defensive Proust and Joyce with a dash of Faulkner. Subtext, stream of consciousness, and like, imagery and shit. Imagery such as Landry Jones being decapitated wearing jean shorts, Muschamp mosh-pitting with LBs, and Taylor Potts’ head on a pike.

Orakpwned.

Let’s talk defense, where we’re all secretly Georgia Bulldog and LSU Tiger fans.

Mack Brown is a mesmerizing dude. It’s why he recruits so well and why everybody likes him. In person he’s dynamite. It’s like listening to Morgan Freeman read the Declaration of Independence. You come out of a press conference and think ‘Man, Greg Davis is doing a helluva job at Texas and we’re lucky to have him.’ Players are ready to run through walls for him, which is good preparation for our running game. But

Don’t sleep on special teams. If we want to repeat as Big 12 Champions, they’ll need to be elite. Our ability to dominate them is one of the primary, if quiet, reasons we’ve gone 25-2 over the last two years.

Great options at all of the return positions. The best in the Brown era.

Let’s move on to OL, which has the depth of a Louis L’amour novel, and to TE/H-Back, a position we’ve decided to feature on offense because it’s our weakest. I kid. I kid.

Rice is two weeks away and I thought I’d share some thoughts on where we are based on my observations, what I’m reading from Mack and Greg and Will, and what I’m hearing from people with access to the program.

As faithful Carnival-goers know, Kevin Berger’s baby Raylee has been going through the ringer.

Smack dab in the middle of our mass salivating for the football season (great coverage by Scip, Nickel, and the crew, BTW), we got a little hoop news a day or two ago.

Surprisingly, it’s not good news. Varez Ward, who missed almost all of last year with a gruesome quad injury, has decided to leave the team. The declared reason is to be closer to home and his mother, who has a

Texas fans have normally taken to Greg Davis’ West Coast offense like Spartans confronted with the choice of using the English Longbow.

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